
Zombieland, a Short Review
Now, why a short review, you're asking?
Because this movie was so damned awesome, I don't even want to ruin any of the details.
But I will, anyways. At least a little bit, otherwise this would be pointless.
So if you've seen the trailer to Zombieland, you know that zombies have taken over the world, and 4 people are left to fend for themselves. Ever played Left 4 Dead? It's just like that, except in L4D you can't kill zombies while riding a rollercoaster with a shotgun in hand.
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| L to R: Columbus, Wichita, Little Rock and Tallahassee |
Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) has a set of rules to follow in order to stay alive. Although we only hear about 5 or 6 of them, there's a total of 32 by the end of the movie. The ones that are shown in action, are shown in text on the screen in a nice, relating fashion.
The characters call each other by their destinations. Tallahassee (Woddy Harrelson was the funniest badass character I've seen in a long time. "Now, I've never hit a kid..." (When Little Rock [Abigail Breslin asks "Who's Ghandi?"). He spends the movie trying to find a Twinkie.
Wichita (Emma Stone) was so incredibly sexy, hot damn. Shotgun slingin', and a bitch in the beginning.
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| Wichita |
There is also an awesome cameo by... well I'll let you find out because you ARE going to see this movie no matter what. Definitely one of the best movies I've seen in a long time, and I would easily go see it again, and only partially to see Wichita again, not fully.
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